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Animal Humour
How
Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?
1. Golden
Retriever: The sun is shining, the day
is young, we've got our whole lives head of us, and you're inside worrying
about a stupid burned out bulb?
2. Border Collie: Just one. And then
I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach
that stupid lamp!
4. Rottweiler: Make me.
5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play
with my squeaky toys in the dark.
6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze
let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as
soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't
missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has
tried to take advantage of the situation.
8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just
pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb?
I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I
can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
12. Pointer: I see it, there it is,
there it is, right there.
13. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who
cares?
14. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll
put all the light bulbs in a little circle ...
15. Poodle: I'll just blow in the
Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the
house, my nails will be dry.
The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change
light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long
will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
ALL OF WHICH
PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.
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