Elephant Jokes
We apologize to elephants everywhere
Question: How do you get four elephants into a Volkswagen?
Answer: Two in the front, two in the back.
Question: How can you tell when an elephant's been in your refrigerator?
Answer: Footprints in the Jell-O.
Question: Why are elephants wrinkled?
Answer: Ever tried to iron one?!?
Question: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle?
Answer: Optimistic!
Question: What do you call an elephant wearing pink earmuffs and a dress?
Answer: Anything you want, he can't hear you.
Question: Why did the elephant cross the road?
Answer: Chicken's day off.
Question: How many elephants does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: Don't be silly. Elephants can't change lightbulbs!
Question: Where do you find elephants?
Answer: Depends where you lost them.
Question: Why do elephants have wrinkled knees?
Answer: From playing marbles.
Question: How do you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant?
Answer: Grapes are purple.
Question: What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?
Answer: You can't make a paper airplane out of an elephant.
Question: How do you know if there's an elephant in the ice cream shop?
Answer: His bike is outside.
Question: How do you know if there are two elephants in the ice cream shop?
Answer: There's a dent in the cross-bar.
Question: How do you know if there are three elephants in the ice cream shop?
Answer: Stand on the bike and have a look in the window.
Question: How many elephants does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: Two, but you need a really big bulb.
Question: How does an elephant get out of a phone booth?
Answer: Same way she got in.
Question: Why don't elephants ride bicycles?
Answer: They don't have thumbs to ring the bell.
Question: How do you make an elephant float?
Answer: Take two scoops of ice cream, Coka Cola and one elephant.
Question: How can you tell if an elephant's been sleeping in your bed?
Answer: Peanut shells under the pillow.
Question: How do you catch an elephant?
Answer: Dig a big hole and fill it with ashes. Get a can of peas and put them around the hole. When an elephant comes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.
Africam elephant photo,
July 08/00 4:53:11 pm,
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